zetapets:

blueberrychamomile:

Is it really that hard to find a beautiful, fat, bearded, feminist, tattooed man that wants to date me and lives close to me and is also into bondage and drinking beer and queer rights? Oh yeah. I guess it is.

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thugmissus:

can’t believe she’s gone :(

「open rp」

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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durrymuncher:

we have three distinct races in this fantasy story: white people, dwarves: who are sort of like… short white people, and elves: slightly taller-than-average white people with pointy ears

「4 word horror story」

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

"I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door"

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life