Is it really that hard to find a beautiful, fat, bearded, feminist, tattooed man that wants to date me and lives close to me and is also into bondage and drinking beer and queer rights? Oh yeah. I guess it is.
can’t believe she’s gone :(
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
we have three distinct races in this fantasy story: white people, dwarves: who are sort of like… short white people, and elves: slightly taller-than-average white people with pointy ears
"I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door"
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life