tarntino:

"let’s watch a romantic movie" "okay" *puts on reservoir dogs*

patron-saint-of-the-denial:

Raúl Esparza as Master of Ceremonies in the revival of Cabaret

thrandeuil:

“Evil’s just destructive? Then storms are evil, if it’s that simple. And we have fire, and there there’s hail. Underwriters lump it all under ‘Acts of God.” ― Thomas HarrisThe Silence of the Lambs

"I was pissed off, and nothing I ever did ever took that feeling away. I killed two guys, Danny, I killed them. And it didn’t make me feel any different."

4:54 PM, begin autopsy on white male, age 60, who is arguably having a worse time in Texas than I am, although not by much.

turingbelieves:

gynocieum:

leepyr:

jeffreyeugenides:

"i wish platonic dates were a thing" it’s called hanging out with your friends ya know. like a normal person. 

Last time I checked dressing up nice, taking your friend out to dinner, before perhaps going to a movie or taking them shopping and buying them anything they want wasn’t exactly just ‘hanging out’.

Like, yes?? It is??

help I think I went on a date with my brother ):

harinef:

skeetshoot:

ultimate turnip function

no postcode envy!!

harinef:

skeetshoot:

ultimate turnip function

no postcode envy!!